me accepting compliments
- "omg thank you"
- "aw thank you"
- "omg ily"
- "ily omg"
- "aw thank you omg ily"
are you fucking shitting me right now.
I never know what’s gonna be at the bottom like seriously there are about a hundred different versions of this and this is the one that makes me most upset
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER